, "Well, what do you want?" Johnny taps on Santa's nose, "Some p-u-s-s-y, and I know you can get me some, because can I smell it on your fingers." Guiseppi's an old lumberjack. He walks into a garden store and says, "Everybody, they keep-a say, 'Guiseppe, you gotta get-a you a chainsaw. You gotta get-a