rnhard "Bernie" M. Auer once phoned President John F. Kennedy and got him to admit that he'd lied to a German official about U.S. involvement in the Bay of Pigs invasion. Generalis- simo Chiang Kai-shek lit Mr. Auer's cigarettes as he chain-smoked through an interview with the Chinese nationalist l

rified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the > bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay. > Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay > after the bronze rat and were all drowned. > The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown . > "Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for >