From: "Amy Sacco" <MII > To: "Mil " Subject: joke Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 22:57:57 +0000 Importance: Normal Inner Strength >If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, >If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, >If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, >If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, >If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time, >If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no >fault of yours, something goes wrong, >If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, >If you can face the world without lies and deceit, >If you can conquer tension without medical help, >If you can relax without liquor, >If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, >Then you are probably a golden retriever. EFTA00580929