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From: "G. Max To: Philip Levin Subject: Fwd: joke Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000 <html> <br> <blockquote type=cite class=cite cite>Now that is how you advertise!<br> <br> <u>Marketing Explained</u><br> <br> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm<br> fantastic in bed."<br> That's direct marketing.<br> You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One<br> of<br> your friends approaches her, points at you and says, "He's fantastic<br> in<br> bed."<br> That's advertising.<br> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her<br> telephone<br> number. The next day you call and say, "Ni, I'm fantastic in bed."<br> That's telemarketing.<br> <br> You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten<br> your<br> tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for<br> her,<br> pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,<br> By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."<br> That's public relations.<br> <br> You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and<br> says,<br> "I hear you're fantastic in bed."<br> That's brand recognition.</blockquote></html> From ???@??? Wed Feb 06 21:29:23 2002 To: Tom Pritzker <[email protected]> From: "G. Max" <[email protected]> Subject: Re: Cc: Bcc: X-Attachments: In-Reply-To: <[email protected]> References: <[email protected]> Message-Id: <[email protected]> X-Eudora-Signature: <Standard> EFTA00579579
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