Epstein Secrets

ctober surprise. | thought we might capture Osama bin Laden. Or that there could be impeachment and conviction of Bush and Cheney, but it would leave Nancy Pelosi as the new president, and we surely don’ t want that Maybe Obama would be assassinated, then there would be rioting all over the country, there would

tion of Bush and Cheney, but it would leave Nancy Pelosi as the new president, and we surely don’ t want t

f my mother gets elected--like | wasn’ t planning to live in Washington, D.C.-- but it’ Il be fun. Please, don’ t be such a grouch. LEVI: You saw my MySpace page. | mean everybody’ s seen it. “I’ ma fuckin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.” I' m too young to get married. I’ m trapped.

rvice work. And, hey, here is the topper: Nancy Pelosi, the second smartest woman in the world, has just

classified security documents by stuffing them down his pants. He was sentenced to a little community service work. And, hey, here is the topper: Nancy Pelosi, the second smartest woman in the world, has just recently given a seat on the Homeland Security Committee to none other than that keeper of cold ca

just 14 when Epstein allegedly used a "purple vibrator' on her during a 2005 massage in which she partially stripped. A source noted that the girl's MySpace Web page indicated she was 18. Other girls were said to be 16 or 17 when they gave Epstein massages. http://www.nypost.com/php/pfriendly/print.php?

them to be rewarded. As for 'the effort to find sugar and make lemonade out of GM, you can stand around screaming at "so- cialism" or "Pelicsi, Pelosi, Pelosi" for all I care, until the rubes send money. But if you want Americans to have health care, you have to get it through either the gover

grand jury. Mr. Krischer backed off when one of Epstein's gold-plated attor- neys, Alan Dershowitz, announced that some of the victims had posted MySpace comments about their alco- hol and marijuana use. Epstein's "best" defense has been that he didn't know the girls were underage. "How he verified