Epstein Secrets

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. What would you call a skeleton that doesn't like to do chores? A lazy bones. What would you call an escalator that doesn't work? Stairs. Why'd Melvin throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see the butterfly. Where was the Declaration Of Independence signed? At the bottom. END of KIDS' SE

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. What would you call a skeleton that doesn't like to do chores? A lazy bones. What would you call an escalator that doesn't work? Stairs. Why'd Melvin throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see the butterfly. Where was the Declaration Of Independence signed? At the bottom. END of KIDS' SE

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Knock, knock... Who's there? Cook ... Cook who? Cuckoo? What are you, a clock? Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have any guts. Why'd Melvin cut a hole in his brand new umbrella? So he could see when it stopped raining. Harry's mother says, "Why are you crying, Harry?" He says, "Because my