Epstein Secrets

h sales. Because Bad Guys deserve to starve. Everybody knows that. Especially the Neutral Guys. So Canada shouldn’ t be mad at us. Didn’ t President Kennedy plant a tree there? That’ s personal diplomacy. It has nothing to do with hungry human beings in Red China. The way to avoid feeling guilty about su

the father upon the son. Lyndon Johnson found himself battling for the presidential nomination with a young, handsome, charming and witty adversary, John F. Kennedy. The Texan in his understandable anxiety degenerated to a strange campaign tactic. He attacked his opponent on the grounds that his father, Joseph P

ander in Chief. | realize that the same faction of the CIA that masterminded the assassination of Kennedy was also behind your downfall. They thought JFK was soft on Communism in Cuba, and that you were soft on Communism in China, but that they didn’ t necessarily have to kill you to get rid of you. Wh

Guys. So Canada shouldn’ t be mad at us. Didn’ t President Kennedy plant a tree there? That’ s personal diplomacy. I

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ay when | presented it to him. And, with a large safety pin, Lenny attached the $500 bill to the outside breast pocket of his dungaree jacket. AFTER JFK ASSASSINATION In another column of mine, “Jack Ruby and His Dirty Little Secret,” it began, “Lenny Bruce once told me how all the night club comics

s since been kept, although no such posthumous grace was ever officially bestowed on Lee Harvey Oswald, considered a lone assassin who shot President Kennedy. See, they grant you retroactive innocence only in the face of innumerable witnesses who were present at the actual event through the legal miracle o

arvey Oswald, considered a lone assassin who shot President Kennedy. See, they grant you retroactive innocence only i

the age of 77. He was a brilliant author, but neither Rolling Stone nor the New York Times honored him with an obituary. Not even a fake one. COMIX Art Spiegelman tells me his work at Cava/rer 50 years ago: | was first invited into the mag to do two full-color comix pages in 1969 (when being printed in color w

n I presented it to him. And, with a large safety pin, Lenny attached the $500 bill to the outside breast pocket of his denim dungaree jacket. AFTER JFK ASSASSINATION In another column of mine, “Jack Ruby and His Dirty Little Secret,” it began, “Lenny Bruce told me how all the night club comics used

e of 77. He was a brilliant author, but neither Rolling Stone nor the New York Times honored him with an obituary. Not even a fake one. COMIC STRIPS Art Spiegelman tells me his work at Cavalier 50 years ago: I was first invited into the mag to do two full-color comix pages in 1969 (when being printed in color w

n I presented it to him. And, with a large safety pin, Lenny attached the $500 bill to the outside breast pocket of his denim dungaree jacket. AFTER JFK ASSASSINATION In another column of mine, “Jack Ruby and His Dirty Little Secret,” it began, “Lenny Bruce told me how all the night club comics used

e of 77. He was a brilliant author, but neither Rolling Stone nor the New York Times honored him with an obituary. Not even a fake one. COMIC STRIPS Art Spiegelman tells me his work at Cavalier 50 years ago: I was first invited into the mag to do two full-color comix pages in 1969 (when being printed in color w

en I presented it to him. And, with a large safety pin, Lenny attached the $500 bill to the outside breast pocket of his denim dungaree jacket. AFTER JFK ASSASSINATION In another column of mine, "Jack Ruby and His Dirty Little Secret," it began, "Lenny Bruce told me how all the night club comics used t

ge of 77. He was a brilliant author, but neither Rolling Stone nor the New York Times honored him with an obituary. Not even a fake one. COMIC STRIPS Art Spiegelman tells me his work at Cavalier 50 years ago: I was first invited into the mag to do two full-color comix pages in 1969 (when being printed in color wa