Epstein Secrets

, where the clerk is explaining to a customer: “Say you have thirty-one burglars break into your house.” On the Monday following the tragic weekend, Jon Stewart was unable to find anything funny about it. Nor was Stephen Colbert, although he did present a montage of news clips with various explanations of Lou

t prosecute, can | rape?” The whole town bullies this coach for taking something away from the players that they obviously need. In another sketch, Schumer plays a flirtatious lawyer ironically defending Cosby by bedazzling the judge as well as the jury. In a one- woman show about rape, Asking For /t, re

agreement to hold a vote next week on legislation extending a victims compensation fund for 9/11 workers, following an emotional appeal by comedian Jon Stewart and first responders." Senate Majority Leader McConnell's office "said that the vote will take place on or before next Wednesday and that the Senate

sider two amendments" — one offered by Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT), the other by Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY). The AP (7/18, Daly) reports Senate Minority Leader Schumer and Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) "said Thursday they had reached an agreement" with Lee and Paul "to bring up the bill no later than Wednesday."

t prosecute, can | rape?” The whole town bullies this coach for taking something away from the players that they obviously need. In another sketch, Schumer plays a flirtatious lawyer ironically defending Bill by bedazzling the judge as well as the jury. On Late Night Seth Myers rhetorically asks, "Why di

--- PAGE BREAK --- punchline, pointing out that Bieber “wouldn't want to sing '| Wanna Be Your ‘Boyfriend’ to guys in prison.” On The Daily Show, Jon Stewart aimed his arrow at presidential candidate Donald Trump, the great Greekish god of Narcissism. Stewart shouts, “There are probably some non-rapists ca