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climb on the bed, and they get to it. After a few minutes of huffing and puffing, the old girl starts shitting like mad all over the bed. He says, "Jesus Christ, Ma, what's going on?" She says, "W-well, I-I'm way too old to have an orgasm, and I love you s-so much, I-I wanted to do something t-to show you h

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