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ich sounds like "Longuyland." 33. You played a lot of games as kids. Depending on whether you were a boy or a girl, you could play: ring-a-leaveo, Johnny on the Pony, Hide and Seek, three feet off to Germany, red light- green light, chase the white horse, kick the can, Buck, Buck, how many horns are

gers play. For Brooklynites, it was -- and will always be -- a shrine. 32. You come from Brooklyn, but you don't think you have an accent. To you, Long Island is one word which sounds like "Longuyland." 33. You played a lot of games as kids. Depending on whether you were a boy or a girl, you could play:

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