Epstein Secrets

r of boys like you who devot- ed their lives to making Me comfortable and happy. You washed My car and landscaped My property. You went shopping at Publix each week and fetched all My groceries. You chauffeured for Me and cleaned My toilets. You took Me to the movies and to dinner. I humiliated you

at is the funniest thing that over hap- pened to you when you were featuring? 1: Oh God. My girlfriend hates to travel with me. She used to call my Grace, because I used to be anything but graceful. A lot of people tell me I am graceful on stage but really I am a total klutz. Probably the funniest

Date Amount Opening Balance Ending Balance Date Payee Amount 2/2/2005 2/7/2005 Description Deposit 1,000 00 $13.88 Balance 1 2/2/2005 Publix $16.49 Groceries $0.00 $983.51 2 2/2/2005 Carmine's $483.88 Groceries $0.00 $499.63 3 2/3/2005 Publix $36.12 Groceries $0.00 $463.51 4

York Ave $60.00 Gasoline $934.48 13 1/4/2006 China Grill $20.00 Meal $914.48 14 1/5/2006 LMC Car Wash $8.00 Car wash $906.48 15 1/8/2006 Grace's Marketplace $132.75 Groceries $773.73 16 1/8/2006 The Port Authority $6.00 Lincoln Tunnel toll $767.73 17 1/8/2006 Gristede's $21.63 Groce

06 Taxi $43.00 Taxi $1,723.41 26 11/28/2006 Carmella's $15.97 Meal $1,707.44 27 11/28/2006 Regency Garage $8.00 Tips $1,699.44 28 11/28/2006 Publix $114.82 Groceries $1,584.62 29 11/30/2006 Papa John's Pizza $12.77 Meal $1,571.85 30 12/1/2006 Southern Petroleum $60.45 Gasoline $1,511.40

York Ave $60.00 Gasoline $934.48 13 1/4/2006 China Grill $20.00 Meal $914.48 14 1/5/2006 LMC Car Wash $8.00 Car wash $906.48 15 1/8/2006 Grace's Marketplace $132.75 Groceries $773.73 16 1/8/2006 The Port Authority $6.00 Lincoln Tunnel toll $767.73 17 1/8/2006 Gristede's $21.63 Groce

bs $1,591.39 2 2/17/2005 Anderson Hardware $53.48 Lock for cabana bathroom $1,537.91 3 2/18/2005 Texaco $46.00 Gasoline $1,491.91 4 2/18/2006 Publix $54.20 Groceries $1,437.71 5 2/19/2005 South Olive Mobil $26.75 Gasoline $1,410.96 6 2/19/2005 Carmine's $235.15 Groceries $1,175.81 7 2/19/

York Ave $60.00 Gasoline $934.48 13 1/4/2006 China Grill $20.00 Meal $914.48 14 1/5/2006 LMC Car Wash $8.00 Car wash $906.48 15 1/8/2006 Grace's Marketplace $132.75 Groceries $773.73 16 1/8/2006 The Port Authority $6.00 Lincoln Tunnel toll $767.73 17 1/8/2006 Gristede's $21.63 Groce