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ps, and everybody stays until closing time. After everybody's gone, Durkin says to the clam, "You ain't bad. What's your name?" The clam says, "I'm Joe. Want me to come back tomorrow night?" Durkin says, "Yeah. I want you here every night." Durkin puts a sign in the window, "Tonight, on the piano,

e movies every Saturday night." The slaves let out a moan, "Yayyyy ..." He says, "And now for the bad news. The captain wants to go waterskiing." Sabean, his girlfriend and his boss are having dinner at Sabean's home. Sabean's girlfriend says to his boss, "How many potatoes would you like?" His boss

an, "Yayyyy ..." He says, "And now for the bad news. The captain wants to go waterskiing." Sabean, his girlfriend and his boss are having dinner at Sabean's home. Sabean's girlfriend says to his boss, "How many potatoes would you like?" His boss says, "Just one, please." His girlfriend says "Just one

e The Clam," and for the next f=w months the place is packed to the hilt six nights a week. Durkin's swimming in cash, there's women everywhere, and Joe's become a loca= celebrity. One Monday, it's the afternoon of their day off, and Joe drags himself into the bar with his shell all busted up, hang

a have movies every Saturday night." The slaves let out a moan, "Yayyyy He says, "And now for the b=d news. The captain wants to go waterskiing." Sabean, his girlfriend and his boss are having dinner at Sabean's home. Sabean's girlfriend says to his boss, "How many potatoes would you like?" His boss

a moan, "Yayyyy He says, "And now for the b=d news. The captain wants to go waterskiing." Sabean, his girlfriend and his boss are having dinner at Sabean's home. Sabean's girlfriend says to his boss, "How many potatoes would you like?" His boss says, "Just one, please." His girlfriend says "Just one

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it's making me nuts. What should I do?" The doctor says, "Take a deep breath, calm down, and then give me the directions to Larry's Bar." ***** Sabean's really drunk. He's sitting at the bar, his pecker's out, he's got a monstrous hard-on, and he's jerking off like there's no tomorrow. The bartend